💬 CHAT
🤖 AUTO
🧪 LAB
📌 SAVED
⚙️ SETTINGS
⚠️ Enter your API key in ⚙️ Settings to start chatting with the crew.
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Go to ⚙️ Settings, paste your free Groq API key, and press Save & Connect.

🤖 CREW AUTOPILOT

The crew picks a Futurama topic and runs a full sitcom episode — hands free.

💀 CHAOS MODE ACTIVE — crew behaviour is unhinged

Crew is standing by…

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PROFESSOR'S LAB
Patent-pending inventions of questionable safety
The Professor is in his lab…
Click below to see today's invention!
Invention referenced by the crew in your next chat.
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PATENT OFFICE
Filed inventions · 0 patents
Inventions are auto-archived here (max 10). Scrap any invention to recycle it for ⚛️ and move it to the Scrap Heap. Combine 5 scraps into a free ♻️ Recycled invention.
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DARK MATTER REACTOR
Nibbler-grade fuel — accumulates passively
+1–7/min
DARK MATTER UNITS
0000.000
💬
CREW WISDOM
Words of questionable guidance from the crew
🍕
PHILIP J. FRY
The Zen of Simple Minds
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📌
COLD STORAGE
Pinned moments from the Planet Express archive
Cold Storage saves conversations, AI summaries, and pinned crew lines you want to keep. Hit 📌 on any message to pin it, or use the SAVE and SUMMARY buttons in chat. Export any saved item as a printable document with the 📄 button.
SAVED EXCHANGES
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Pin great moments using the 📌 button on any message.
💥 Chaos Mode
The crew becomes ruder, louder, and less willing to stay on topic. Bender escalates. Professor forgets what's dangerous. Zoidberg cries.
💀 Enable Chaos
🎨 Appearance
☀️ Light Mode
👥 Cast & Crew
Toggle any character on or off. All 18 can speak in chat and autopilot.
🚀 Delivery Log & Rewards
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🎙️ Voice Engine
Voice priority: ElevenLabs (if configured below) → OS voices (Windows/macOS, richer, no latency) → Chrome built-in voices (always available fallback).
🎤 Chrome voices only
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💎 ElevenLabs (Premium Voices)
Optional premium tier: ElevenLabs gives the crew expressive, high-quality voices. Get an API key at elevenlabs.io — a free tier is available. Sensible default voices are already assigned to all 6 categories below; browse the Voice Library and paste a voice ID to customize any category. Beyond the free tier, usage is billed to your own ElevenLabs account.
Voice IDs — per category (leave blank for default)
⏩ Speed & Display
Controls how fast text types, how fast the crew speak, master voice volume, and chat font size.
Text speed (WPM) 200 wpm
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Voice speed 1.2×
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🔊 Master volume 100%
Mute50%Full
Aa Chat font size 13 px
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Provider & Model
Recommended: Groq with llama-3.3-70b-versatile — fastest, free tier, best character voice. OpenRouter and Gemini for alternative providers; some models require paid API keys.
API Keys
Groq is free. Get your key at console.groq.com — takes 30 seconds.
🗄️ Your Data
All conversation data is stored locally in your browser's IndexedDB — never sent to any server beyond your chosen LLM provider.
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📋 Privacy & Setup
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ℹ️ About
Planet Express Lounge v3.1 — Unofficial fan project.
Futurama © Disney / 20th Television Animation.
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